You have 14 days...

[Haxil]

You have 14 Days. If after that time Savor is not returned to us, we are going to assassinate Furor, and suicide-bomb Blizzard headquarters.

To be brief, we can not live without him. He is our Alpha and Omega and we refuse to tolerate Savor's absence any longer. FUCK YOU GUYS. Seriously, FUCK YOU.

I cannot believe this... right now I'm just so pissed off. I am sitting here in Warsong Gulch, and 3/4 of my guild is just crying and wondering "Where is our beloved Savor?" Don't you people have ANY FUCKING DECENCY? RETURN SAVOR TO US NOW!



14 Days.... after that Furor will be dead, and Blizzard will be no more. I'm done playing ball with you sadistic fuckers... it's my turn.

[berticus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Scunsion/whereissavor.jpg
we seriously are all in physical pain from not having seen savor in the last like 3 weeks. my insides feel like theyre caving in, probably like an african feels when they are struck with ebola. ill paypal you real cash if you get him back.

thanks :F

[Ranan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Scunsion/whereissavor.jpg
we seriously are all in physical pain from not having seen savor in the last like 3 weeks. my insides feel like theyre caving in, probably like an african feels when they are struck with ebola. ill paypal you real cash if you get him back.

thanks :F

bert has grown very fond of savor and he cannot live w/o his savor booster shot. please wont someone think of poor bert, bring out savor we know he is there! real life.. pfft dont kid us we know savor has passed that up for new and better things! BRING OUR SAVOR BACK!

[Triz]

ill paypal you real cash if you get him back.

thanks :F


How much are we talking here?

[berticus]

15 dollars which seems like not a lot but the thing is im seriously not joking

like SERIOUSLY

[Haxil]

15 dollars which seems like not a lot but the thing is im seriously not joking

like SERIOUSLY
Like that time Savor got some recruit to buy him a pizza and he really did it. WE'RE NOT JOKING!

[Triz]

15 dollars which seems like not a lot but the thing is im seriously not joking

like SERIOUSLY



TIME FOR A RESCUE MISSION INTO CASTLE GRAYSKULL

[Ranan]

TIME FOR A RESCUE MISSION INTO CASTLE GRAYSKULL

i lol'd

[Veritas]

Without this man, our guild is suffering. All of our mages turned into a bunch of pansies with ice barrier and we are giving archimtiro's to warriors. Succumbing to women, as well.

We're not joking either. We have enough armaments and a turban totting suicide bomber already selected. Give us savor or give us death.

Bert is willing to sacrifice daily necessities such as microwave bowl and toilet paper to hold out a ransom.

[Rekuul']

Only Savor could inspire this kind of homoerotic pining.

-Rek

[Haxil]

Only Savor could inspire this kind of homoerotic pining.

-Rek
Amen.

[Adarin]

We also have someone refusing to sexually enjoy himself without the return of Savor. The longer the wait, and we might actually get real jobs and attend our highschool/college classes.

Also, this thread isn't expanding rapid enough, wtf

Edit: I fail@knowing shit? fix'd for sensibility

[Scunsion]

I miss his soft touch....

plz bring him back.

ps. pachinko sexy reaction

[RealNaz]

gay as fuck

[Jedus]

Where the fuck is Savor? Indeed.

[Sneezer]

Perhaps he got enough dkp to loot RL ?

[Twentytwo]

After all the reach arounds and phone sex! this is how you repay me savor, where the fuck are you, how could you do this to me HOW!!!!!!!!! come back or im gonna start killing these little ethopian kids 1 by 1 until im full.

[Wake]

What the hell is going on here?

[Sneezer]

What the hell is going on here?

I think it started with an Eq rant along time ago, and then now, someone made another one, which reminded these poor fellas here that they really, really miss Savor

[liltwin]

Come back Savor, I made you your damn Eremite Rings +1!!!!!

[Chancy]

Hmmm.... I gave Savor my GuildWars account about a month ago... could this be my fault?!?!

[liltwin]

what have you done to our beloved savor.......

[Crouton]

Like that time Savor got some recruit to buy him a pizza and he really did it. WE'RE NOT JOKING!

wow what recruit would ever do that? ;x

[Traumatize]

Buttsecks?

[Ziot]

Out of all the people who posted in this thread, I do not see 22. WHERE IS THE MOTHER FUCKING 2 2.

p.s. I miss Savor more. :'(

p.p.s. grats on rank 14

http://www.whataboutpp.com/users/ziot/wrusavor.jpg

[Twentytwo]

^ thanks man, find savor we're starving for his love

[Ziot]

You miss his love.
I miss him raping me with Magneto.

... I guess rape is love too.

[Haxil]

You miss his love.

I miss him raping me with Magneto.
Yeah... he rapes us all with magneto. I beat him with wolverine in XMVC once though! :(

[Ziot]

I have a level 14 warrior on Azshara. I think i'm going to apply for BG now because I have a feeling this is all a conspiracy and The Savor is playing under a new name.

I just have to look for the mage that looks like Jesus... oh and he has to have The Jaw(TM) too.

[berticus]

get a ginvite next time you log on

[Haxil]

13 days...

[liltwin]

You guys have 13 days left.......

Please give us Savor back before something bad happens, like genocide of female Taurens!!!!!

[Ziot]

Fixed and make it so.


like genocide of female trolls!!!!!

[Haxil]

You guys have 13 days left.......

Please give us Savor back before something bad happens, like genocide of female Trolls!!!!!
This we can do!

[liltwin]

Killing Trolls can't really be used as a threat, cause no one really likes them anyways.

[Ziot]

I KNEW IT. I have uncovered your secret evil twisted plot.

http://www.whataboutpp.com/users/ziot/nefbgsav.jpg

NOW WE REALLY KNOW HOW YOU KILLED NEF!

[Haxil]

12 days...

[berticus]

ziot, send me a tell take the invite and inherit savor's position, we need a new god

[Scunsion]

ziot, send me a tell take the invite and inherit savor's position, we need a new god

fucking traitor....

[berticus]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SAVOR &/or WHY CANT WE KNOW!!?!L$rmnfd

[Ziot]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SAVOR &/or WHY CANT WE KNOW!!?!L$rmnfd
Berticus, I heard you had preference of the homosexuality.

Oh.. and you were a lesbian. :o

[Haxil]

Berticus, I heard you had preference of the homosexuality.

Oh.. and you were a lesbian. :o
You got that confused with 'turns all his girlfriends into lesbians'

[Ziot]

Update At 4 Am: Savor Is Still Alive

PS: This Is All Caps But This Forum Is Gay... Berticus, Look What You Have Done!

[Mylar]

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[berticus]

she liked chicks before we got together

and god..
Update At 4 Am: Savor Is Still Alive
is music to my ears