Onyxia Wipe caught on Tape (funny $!@%)

[aertifact]

I was checking out some other realm forums randomly and i came across this.

it's an Mp3 file and it so damn funny, rofl.

Basically you all know the phases of onyxia so this tape has been edited to pick out the best parts from the 3 phases, you will know which is when!

Check it Out

http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-darksorrow-en&t=34944&p=1&tmp=1#post34944

http://files.filefront.com/Onyxia_wipemp3/;4873354;;/fileinfo.html

[Tivoli]

Nice ^^.

[Protagonist]

I give it 7/10 stars, very funny.

Does he not sound like a European version of a WWII reporter with that 1940's New York like accent? It's wierd!

[eggrollking]

more dots more dots more dots come on more dots, k stop dots

[Krissam]

it's clearly fake... too fast... but that doesn't make it less funny :P

[Jonny]

thats such a hilarious file, i cant stop laughing

[Snamuh]

lol, although it only was funny in the last quarter =D

[coke]

it's clearly fake... too fast... but that doesn't make it less funny :P


Read the forum.. it says it cuts out the irrelevant parts.

[eggrollking]

haha krissam is a big idiot

[bierbaum]

-50 dkp !!

[dragonboy]

http://tjofraes.com/gademis_wipeclub.mp3

seems like the same guy is talking, but this one is totaly crappy and fake , so makes me think that the 1st one was staged as well

[Traumatize]

that guy is fucking scary.

[partoN]

http://tjofraes.com/gademis_wipeclub.mp3

seems like the same guy is talking, but this one is totaly crappy and fake , so makes me think that the 1st one was staged as well

hahah
"You accidentally pressed your fear macro because you had latency problems, that's a great explination!"

[Isaac]

Sounds like Gezzak from Bleeding Hollow, very pissed off granted.

[Busan]

Just rofl.

[Jonny]

FUCK FUCK RETARD MOTHERFUCK

[RubiksCube]

THAT'S A FUCKIN' 50 DKP MINUS!

[arctickcin]

The german sounding guy from the 1st post is not fake, when you record from ventrilo it puts the sounds in incremements and its easier to cut out people etc, and it is real.

[coll]

Same guy, wipe on Ragnaros ;)
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/2/3241105d468916477614d8a8243725b6.mp3


Text from first mp3:

Odd groups got left, even groups got right. That means 1, 3, 5, 7 left; 2, 4, 6, 8 right. 7 & 8 are whelp groups.

Ok listen the fuck up. You are going to DPS very very slowly. Now, and by slowly I mean fucking slow. If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50dkp because you didn't know what the fuck to do. And watch the fucking tail. If you get into the whelps, you lose 50dkp again, for not being where the fuck you were supposed to be.

There is no aggro reset. There is some shit about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro. After 2 sunders you can basically start doing damage to it. Assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over-aggro.

Ok nuke it, dot it. Help the whelp groups. When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible. You want to get it down as fast as possible. Have dots up on every time, 2 rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses, rends, everything. I don't see enough dots, more dots now. Come on more DPS. Hit it like you mean it. You'll have time to rest in phase 3 while I'm getting the aggro. Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands. That means feign death, vanish, fucking fade, anything you can use to reset aggro.

At 40% you will stop dots, until then you will throw more dots. Throw more dots, more dots, more dots ... come on more dots. Ok, stop dots. Now hit it very hard ... and very fast. Lee run to the center, Mulgras run to the center, Forsyte run to the center, Nurf run to the center, Isis run to the center. Whatever the fuck you do, do not stand next to other people. Mulgras, center. Just heal me. Lee do not... go away from the head lee. Go away. Ok DPS, slowly. Come here you fucking cunt. Watch the tail!

Whelps!

Crushim was feared into...

Who the fuck was that? Crushim, what the fuck? Whelps, left side! Even side! Many whelps! Now, handle it! Fuck! That's a fucking 50dkp minus! What the fuck was that shit? If you stand in the right fucking place, there is no way you are going to fucking get into the goddamn whelps, whatever fucking fear, tailswipe, whatever the fuck ok? It's like one in a fucking million. From the fucking north corner to the middle into the fucking whelp cave, it's not even fucking remotely imaginable!
http://mordots.com/

[Jonny]

Odd groups got left [...]
Whelps, left side! Even side![...]
Mhh..

[aertifact]

Odd groups got left [...]
Whelps, left side! Even side![...]
Mhh..

Guess it changed in his mind, since when you tank you kinda turn around , so you dont have the same point of view. So from tanking position, even is left side.